You're 100% Texan If...
Another one of the clever emails that everybody's received but nobody knows who to thank for.
You are 100% Texan if:
You use the phrase "fixin' to" daily.
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
You've ever been excused from school because "the cows got out."
You can properly pronounce the towns "Mexia" and "Mesquite."
You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
You know the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the
availability of shade.
You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist
When you hear a tornado siren, you go outside and look for a funnel. .
Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol, but a Ford F350 4X4 is!
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
You know that "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
You are 100% Texan if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."